Don't you hate it when someone pretends to be your friend
just to get information for another friend that you arent friends
with anymore? I know this barely makes sense, but its happening
to me and its horrible
*in school last week*
me: how many people are coming for international day?
friend 1: you mean from our country group?
me: yeah who from our group is coming?
friend 2: derf
friend 1: what?
me: i see what you did there
friend 2: you do?
friend 1: i dont get it
friend 2: its the # from icarly
me: between 5 and 6
friend 1: oh my gosh how did i not remember this?!?!
me: *has pencil
in side pocket of backpack at school*
friend1: why do you have a pencil on the side of your
me: because i'm too lazy to open my backpack when i need a
friend2: you should move it
friend2: because it could detriorate over time
me: yeah, because my plastic pencil is gonna deteriorate
friend2: i donno some part of it could
me: is part of it paper or something?
friend2: it could be. i dont know. is it?
friend1: what is wrong with you? why am i friends with you
me: because we're just that amazing
friend1: oh i see. that must be why
Let's play a game!
I will comment on this quote saying the first line of a song,
Then somebody will comment the next line,
And so on.
Let's try to finish a whole song, then somebody new will start a
hey wittians. my frined has been in love with this guy for 2
years. he doesn't like her back, he is a total jerk to her, and
he ignores her all the time. she asked me to help her come up
with ways of getting over him. i thought of a few but i cant
think of any more. any ideas?
Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton, I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall.
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.