mariahg99

Status: Hi Wittians!!!
Joined: February 1, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: May 17
user id: 269737
Location: District 12, Panem
Gender: F

Quotes by mariahg99

On wednesday october 3rd everyone wear a pink shirt/sweater/outfit. Well make a big enough scene that the media will notice and interview people at their schools. When the reporter comes and asks for your opinion on this matter, you say, "on wednesdays we wear pink"
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flag football tryouts tomorrow for school im trying out im one of the 5 girls trying out im terrified i can do everything but my spiral is really shaky. a few of my friends are trying out too and theyre scared too what if i dont make it?
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hey wittians!!!
today in recess my friends and i were trying to figure out what we should be for halloween this year these were our ideas:
skittles
gatorade
my little ponies
whinnie the pooh characters
pokemons
ninja turtles
or sesame street characters

comment which one you like the best please it would make our descision so much easier
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school
Yesterday in lunch

*assistant principal walks in*
friend 1: oh theres mr jimenez (assistant principal)
friend 2: is it me or does he look kinda like an oompa loompa
me: *shocked whisper*OH MY GOD YESSS!!! i knew he looked like id seen him somewhere n thts it mr jimenez looks like and oompa loompa
friend 3: he does
friend 4: someone needs to go ask him if hes seen charlie and the chocolate factory
friend 3: yea like after graduation im gonna go up to him and b like dude ive thought this this whole year u look like a frickin oompa loompa
all of us: *die laughing*
people at other tables: *stares to see what we are laughing about*
friend 3: *talking to us* jst let them stare theyre jealous were just way to cool for them and they cant handle it
all of us: die laughing again
people at other tables: *stare again
annoying kid: oh its just them again theyre wierd u guys can look away n pay attention to me again cuz i kno thats who you really care about
friend 3: oh yea totally cuz everyone wants to see whats wrong with you
everyone: *die laughing
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playing hide and seek with your best friends after school is the best sh*t ever
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EVERYBODY DANCE!!!
EVERYBODY SING!!!
EVERYBODY TRY A CHICKEN WING!!!


fave if you remember this
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today my brother had his first scrimmage football game he is 9 years old. a kid from my brothers team got tackled ad after the whistle was blown the kid that had tackled him was punching the poor kid. the kid from my brothers team couldnt even get up because he was being punched!!! what has football become now!!!!!! such bad sportsmanship i cant believe it!!!!bit makes me angry to see these things being done to and by 9 year olds! the one that was tackled wasnt even my brother and im still angry about it my mom almost fainted and my grandma started screaming that it was bad sportsmanship i cant believe it!!!!!!!
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now wouldnt it be awkward if your crush was on witty and saw all the quotes you make about liking him and knows that you are talking about him and is following you
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am i the only person that doesnt text their crush? we barely talk at school and he doesnt have a phone i dont get it!!!
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surveys

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE,  WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So here's how it works:

1. open your library (itunes, winamp, mediaplayer, ipod, etc.)

2. put it on shuffle

3. press play

4. for every question, type the song that is playing

5. when you get to a new question, press the next button

6. dont lie and try to pretend you're cool

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opening credits: Stole My Heart- One Direction

waking up: Teenage Dream- Katy Perry

1st day of school: It Girl- Jason Derulo

Falling in love: Lighters- Bad Meets Evil

fight song: How To Love- Lil Wayne O.o

Breaking Up: Tell Me A Lie- One Direction

studying/working: Mr. Saxobeat- Alexandra Stan

life: The Superbowl Shuffle- 1985 Chicago Bears Players

mental breakdown: I Wish- One Direction

Sunny Day: I Will Survive- Gloria Gaynor

Rainy day: Billionaire: Travie McCoy

Party/dance music: Not Afraid- Eminem

Driving: Love The Way You Lie- Eminem

Sleeping/ dreaming: Gotta Be You- One Direction

Nightmares: Summer Nights- John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John O.o

Flashback: I Want- One Direction

Wedding: i'll Be There For You Friends Theme Song- The Remembrants

Birth of a child: One Thing- One Direction

Final Battle- Give It Up- Elizabeth Gillies and Ariana Grande (O.o a bit harsh)

Death Scene: Sober- P!nk O.o

Funeral Song: Count On Me- Bruno Mars (Awwwee)

End credits: Please Don't Go- Mike Posner (acurate much?)

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