marisagirlxo

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Joined: July 19, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: January 21
user id: 196910
Gender: F

marisagirlxo's Favorite Quotes







 
wow, this is a good song
 
i'm gonna play it on repeat for 4 days until i hate it











omg just imagine 
 a l l   t h e   s t u p i d   j o k e s   t h a t   p e o p l e   a r e   g o n n a   m a k e  
 a f t e r   t h e   w o r l d   d o e s n ' t   e n d   i n   2 0 1 2 
 


 







BravoSierra's format

 
                                                   Why British people lose their accents when they sing.


 

     


   How I got out of doing the dishes
           My mom: Do the dishes
           Me: *places sock on counter*
           My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
           Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
           My mom: wait what?
           Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF 
           Me: *runs to room*

           nmq



A Bitter Sweet Conversation with my Mother

Mom: "Your father is lucky I married him, I don't like guys that easily."
Me: "Well he's been chasing you for a while. How long?"
Mom: "Sence he was 12. It was love at first sight."
Me: "12? But that means you were 14? a 14 liking a 12 year old?"
Mom: "I know, it was weired, but like I said, It was love at first sight, but then your father changed. I honestly believe I will never love anyone the way I loved him."
*when I hold doors for people**   Kids: ...   Teenagers: Thanks.   Adults: Thank you.   Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

just gotta love 'em.
So today...
My mom found out that I cut.
I was expecting a lecture...
But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
And said...
"We're in this together"
true story

Me:It was a rainy night,we had no electricity,you were lost,you went into a haunted house and there were 2 stairs,the right and the left...which one did you take?

Friend:Uh...left
Me:so you went upstrairs and found 4 doors,which one of them would you go in?

Friend:The first one.
Me:You go in and find yourself in a hallway with 2 bedrooms,a grand masteroom or an apartment size room,which one do you go in?

Friend:Grand masteroom...
Me:Okay,you go in and see 2 bathrooms,a white one and a bla ck one,which one do you go in?

Fiend:White one.
Me:A murderer has locked you in..you have to chose which way  to die,jump out the window,or sit in an electricity chair.

Friend:Umm,jump out the window?
ME:Too bad..you just died...you could have picken the electricity chair,there is no electricity...

Friend:.......



I find it hilarious when

I go on facebook and see

A girl who just posted a new profile picture & in it she's smiling really innocently pretending that she has no idea that her boobs are literally inches from exploding out of her shirt.
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