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No, it's fine I don't want to hang out with you on new years.
No, it's perfectly fine.
You guys go ahead and have fun together.
I'm fine.
All by myself.
DAMN LESBIANS.

 

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The Krusty Krab Training Video

  Voice: No, you can't make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase "POOP."

Spongebob: Poop?

Voice: Once you understand POOP, you'll understand your place at the Krusy Krab. But what does POOP mean?

Spongebob: *shrugs*

Voice: POOP means:      

     P eople
  O rder
O ur 
        P atties   

Spongebob: Oh!!! POOP!

Voice: Looks like Mr. Squarepants understands POOP.    



   

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♦ Welcome to the Salty Spatoon, how tough are you? ♦

     

I'm always here on Double Weeny Wednesdays :)

- Patrick Star  
 

Oh, come on! You know! I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbology! The study of Wumbo! It's first grade, Spongebob!

Oh, Patrick ♥   

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Mr. Krabs: (Attempting to convince Spongebob to give him a hat) I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.

Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?

Mr. Krabs: Well... yes, you're... you're beautiful.    

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