Amazing*Panda*

Status: So far in the clouds, I'm afraid of coming down
Joined: July 19, 2014
Last Seen: 6 years
Birthday: June 17
user id: 384601
Location: Colorado USA
Gender: F

Hey..I guess this site is dead now huh..anyway..
14. Fem. USA
 

 

Amazing*Panda*'s Favorite Quotes

that moment when you drop something and then catch it like a ninja!
that's weird, last time i checked ninjas don't drop things....
what now?
 

8 0 arnoraaxo arnoraaxo
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two moods:
"b*tch, i'm to fabulous for you.make way, peasant!" 
and
"omg! i'm so fat and ugly. i look like a man."

12 0 wall-e* wall-e*
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I love how we still use the phrase "butt dial"
even though it's not even a valid excuse anymore with touchscreens
5 0 livelaflove livelaflove
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Seriously considering opening a pizza place and naming it Another One Bites the Crust.
8 0 SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
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when zanessa broke up
i stopped believing in true love



 
5 0 yourcool yourcool
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from now on I am only accepting
sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form



 
8 0 yourcool yourcool
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if i ever get killed i hope you all assume
it’s because i knew too much about aliens



 
8 0 yourcool yourcool
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I support gay rights and gay lefts,
I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go



 
9 0 yourcool yourcool
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My diet could be described as..




"An unchaperoned child
at a birthday party."
 
6 0 iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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I choked on a carrot..





And all I could think about is :
" A donut wouldn't have done
this to me. "
 
9 0 iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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