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Lets face it, 
it doesn't matter what gender you are
What race you are
What religion you practice
because everyone
and I repeat EVERYONE
has their inner white girl.











 

Sometimes I hate myself....but then I think why would I do that I'm effin awesome

















 

The reason why this whole love thing doesn't work is because we expect more than we are willing to give and take more than they are willing to give. 









 

You know what the real problem is?
A hedgehog will never understand the delightful taste of macaroni and cheese. 
Just think about it








 

I got a frapuccino today from Starbucks, it said "Homecoming?" 
my cup said Maxinator.....
I think I ruined someone's life.










 

A fool man is the one who makes it seem like his hand is a deadly weapon
A wise man is the one who has the gun in his hand.
The reason why the fool man succeeds is because the wise man is too afraid to pull the trigger.











 

Do iguanas eat mangos?






 

Dear people,
When I say, How annoying can you get?
its a rhetorical question, not a challenge










 

Don't you hate when your mom turns against you for trying to buy a vending machine from her credit card.

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Mountain Dew is life.