maysa23

Status: hey dereee
Joined: February 22, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 154609
Location: under your bed.
Gender: F

Quotes by maysa23

your obviously high 

old people at weddings would always poke me and say   "your next",      
 soo..... i  started   doing the same thing at funerals!!!!                            


And i love how my mom decides to start driving when my foot is halfway in the car!
a boy & girl arguing in the middle of class
girl : shutup b4 i come and slap u
boy: shutup ur sooo uglyy!!
girl: looks whos talking
boy: shutup buddy boy no one likes u only ur friends
girl:(clapping ) good one
ME: lmaoo that didnt make sense but w.e. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!
random girl: eww this boy ur soo damn ugllyyy u look like like a SQUIRREL
!!
 If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button 

We always have that one sick minded freaky friend...fave if u were smart enough to highlight

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