Once upon a time . .
.
a prince
asked a beautiful princess
Will you marry me?
The princess said no.
& the princess lived
happily ever after
and traveled
around the world
and met interesting people and learned new stuff.
And she hooked up with cute guys
and nobody thought she was a hoe.
And she always put
herself first.
And no one ever told her "Make me
a sandwich."
She kept her apartment and all of her
shoes.
And never got cheated on.
Period.
All of her family and friends thought she
was as cool as ice.
And she made tons of
money.
And the toilet seat was always
down
(Like it's supposed to
be.)
THE
END.
♥
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