mccartneydana

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  llaying In bed remembering a conversation in your head and imagining what you should've said instead. 

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*WHEN MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP*
Me:"Shh they're sleeping!"...
*When i'm asleep*
Parents:"Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours."
 

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"Would you like the receipt in the bag ?"



                                                                                no i want it in my ear. -_-

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me: wow, I'm actually happy right now

life:lol, just hold on one minute
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Teacher: This is not something
that you can finish the night before.
Me: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.


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That Awkward moment 

When you make eye contact with somebody who used to mean the world to you...
 

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I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND


This format i adorable

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Don't play hard to get
Play hard to forget
~Drake ♥
 

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Listening to someone tell a story
                                                                            And thinking "Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie."
                                                                          


 
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lose your pen = no pen
 no pen = no notes

no notes = no study

no study = fail

fail = no diploma

no diploma = no work

no work = no money

no money = no food

no food = skinny

skinny = ugly

ugly = no love

no love = no marriage

no marriage = no children

no children = alone

alone = depression

depression = sickness

sickness = death



don't lose your pen...or you will die.

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