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It takes strength to walk away.
 

Everytime someone drops something, knocks

something over, or trips in public my dad yells "Oh My

God! This is a disaster!!" so  the person freaks out and I

hang my head in embarrasment as he pats me on the

back and laughs.

I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you.

When people tweet about me: I can see when you talk about me! I am not dumb you bissshhhh! 

When I tweet about other people: However did they see this??

If I could take it back, I would.
In a heartbeat.
But please, stop reminding me.

So since the guy I thought was my friend, flipped on me (calling me ugly, annoying, worthless, stupid, hated, etc.) this has happend to him over the course of a few months:

His appendix burst
He sprained his ankle
He sprained his wrist
Strained a muscle in his leg
Fallen down a flight of stairs 

Now, someone wanna try telling me I am not a wizard? ;)

Also, I didn't do anything to him. I was not near him when any of these things happend.
 

Me in the summer: Omg, I miss winter so much! I love the snow so much! Its way to hot out now! God I'm burnt.

Me in the winter: Oh good lord its so cold! I keep slipping from this stupid ice! When is summer!? I would give anything for a tan.

Dear Sl*t,

When I said "Open Wide", I meant your mouth. Not your legs.

Sincerely, 
Your Dentist

I get way too emotionally 

attached to fictional

characters.

*Sister walks into my room and stares at my many One Direction posters*

Her: How do you change in here?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: It's like they're watching you strip...
Me: Huh. I never thought of that..

*Next time I change*

Me: *Looks at posters*
Me: Enjoying the show boys? ;)