mckmeyer

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Joined: September 6, 2011
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Quotes by mckmeyer


 

i dont need the internetn
   
the internet needs me.

nmf


 
Person: come hang with me!
Me: let me ask my mom
*doesn't ask her*
Me: she said no




me and Google are pretty close,
like he helps me with all of my problems




 


Me: I'm so  over him.
Him: hi
Me: nvm


nmq



I changed my friends boyfriend's name in her phone to mom.
 


*Writes E X T R E M E L Y Long Message*

k
REALLY, LIKE SERIOUSLY.

nmf





When the power goes out 
and afterwords when it comes back on, you have to change EVERY SINGLE CLOCK BACK TO THE RIGHT TIME.

 


What i use when doing homework

   ❏ Books  
❏ Notes
  ❏ Library
       ✔
GOOGLE

 

 


Perents: who are you texting?
Me:
Me: ...Jake from State Farm.


TUMBLR

 

Dear Haters, I'm not sure if you noticed but awesome ends with ME and ugly starts with U