megaserperior

Status:
Joined: January 25, 2012
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 267752
Location: Shadow Temple
Gender: F
 

About this girl

Hey! I'm Anna. I'm an avid video gamer. Mario, Kirby, Zelda, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, and Pokemon are freaking awesome. I love to read and write. My favorite authors by far are Psudonymous Bosch, Trenton Lee Stewart, and John Flanagan. I play the violin and the clarinet and I sing in my school's chorus. Music, video games, and books are my life! Below are some of my favorite things.

Favorite Food: Chicken Parmesian
Favorite Book/ Series:  I love so many books I can't choose! A few that I really love are, the Mysterious Benedict Society, the Ranger's Apprentice, and the Secret Series. If you haven't already read them, you should give them a shot.
Favorite Animals: Penguins, Otters, Dolphins and Dogs
Favorite Colors: Lime Green and Sky Blue
Favorite Subjects: Writing, Math (please don't kill me), and Band
Favorite Sports: Gymnastics, Baseball, and Swimming
 

Quotes by megaserperior

You know what scares me?
The few people that I'd trust with my life could easily be lying through their teeth.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, (Reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose! (Like a lightning bolt!)
And if you ever saw it, (saw it)
You would even say it glows! (Like radiation!)

All of the other reindeer, (Reindeer!)
Used to laugh and call him names! (Like Psycopath!)
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games! (Like the Knife Game!)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say, (You're under arrest!)
Rudolph with your nose so bright, 
Won't you lead the crusifixion tonight?

Then all the reindeer loved him! (Loved him!)
As they shouted out with glee! (Crucify!)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,  (Reindeer)
You'll go down in history! (Like Atila the Hun!)

Am I the only one...
Who gets in those moods where you aren't willing to die, but you're just tired of living? Like you want to go into hibernation for a couple years and let problems solve themselves...


Me: *Scrolling through quotes*
Me: *Sees random selfie*
Me: OH GOD DO I KNOW YOU?!
Me: *Opens their profile, previous quotes, comments, and followers*
Me: *Stalks for an hour*

Me: ...Ok, I'm good...






    Mom: *Leaving me home alone* Do you know how to call 911?
    Me: You pick up the phone, dial 022, and hit the call button.
    Mom: ......
    Me: ...Of course I do! Just go


Iisupposetsay

Pet's Mart or Pet Smart?

Am I the only one...
Who finds it sad, pathetic, and hilarious that in today's society, people have to advertise that their product is made of "real ice cream", "actual cheese", or "may or may not contain fish"?

 

*During lunch*
Friend: So, I heard you like bad girls.
Me: Sure....
Friend: Well, I don't want to be too much of a rebel, but...
Friend: *whispers* I go on Disney.com without my parents permission.

That glorious moment when...

Mom comes home from grocery shopping.


Why must video games insist on defying all laws of physics and common sense?
 

Eating your enemies does not give you magic powers.
You should not be able to shoot fireballs underwater.
It's dangerous to go in the tall grass, but you can go and overthrow a giant criminal organization.
Spiders my size should not exist. Period.
A person made out of metal should not exist.
And a person made out of metal should not weigh the same as a princess.
I have never even seen a tyrannosaurus rex, much less heard of a ten year old beating one up.
"We're gonna battle with our Pokemon in order to liberate them from trainers!"
Mushrooms don't give you random growth spurts.
Stickers have never helped me in a fight. Ever.
Since when can magic dust be made out of toadstools?