megaserperior

Status:
Joined: January 25, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 267752
Location: Shadow Temple
Gender: F
 

About this girl

Hey! I'm Anna. I'm an avid video gamer. Mario, Kirby, Zelda, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, and Pokemon are freaking awesome. I love to read and write. My favorite authors by far are Psudonymous Bosch, Trenton Lee Stewart, and John Flanagan. I play the violin and the clarinet and I sing in my school's chorus. Music, video games, and books are my life! Below are some of my favorite things.

Favorite Food: Chicken Parmesian
Favorite Book/ Series:  I love so many books I can't choose! A few that I really love are, the Mysterious Benedict Society, the Ranger's Apprentice, and the Secret Series. If you haven't already read them, you should give them a shot.
Favorite Animals: Penguins, Otters, Dolphins and Dogs
Favorite Colors: Lime Green and Sky Blue
Favorite Subjects: Writing, Math (please don't kill me), and Band
Favorite Sports: Gymnastics, Baseball, and Swimming
 

Quotes by megaserperior









Driving test? 
Who needs to worry about that? Mario Karts has gotten me prepared for anything they can throw at me. Literally.



 
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      Random Fact:                       





          It's impossible to dream while snoring.
 

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BravoSierra's format

 

How to Walk in Flips Flops!
                                                                                          


 
1. Kick one of your flip flops off of your foot and away.

2. Run after it.

3. Put it back on your foot.

4. Repeat above steps.

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Mom: I'm back from my three week vacation!
Sister: How was it? Did you have fun?
Me: Hey, how was the food?

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Elementary School: Pokemon!
MIddle School: Dude, you still play Pokemon?
College: Pokemon!
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This is my first time for about a month...
Me: *Is looking through history* Hm, I haven't been on Witty for awhile...
Witty: I know you want to...
Me: Ok, I'll just browse some quotes, I shouldn't be too long.
Witty: Oh! Look at this quote next! And this one is hilarious! And this one is super inspirational!
Me: Maybe I should start coming here again...
Witty: Don't forget to add quotes too! Let your voice be heard!
Me: Good idea... 
*A couple hours later*
Me: I'M SO SORRY. I WON'T LEAVE YOU EVER AGAIN.
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BravoSierra's format

 

Where not to put a Window:
                                                                                          


 
1. On the floor - If the glass breaks, you're screwed.

2. In between your bedroom and your parents' bedroom - You may wake up and see them wrestling in bed.

~ My Industrial Arts Teacher
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Just out of curiousity...

Who can Wittians that are allergic to cats turn to?
 

 

 

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Want a six pack?

Follow these simple steps!

Step 1: Go to your local grocery store.
Step 2: Buy some pudding.

There you go! How to get a Wittian six pack! 
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Dear Disney,
Laugh tracks alone don't make "jokes" funny.
Sincerely,
Anybody that still watches this crap
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