melanieee2

can anyone hear me

if you've ever wanted to sing along to the beginning of the Lion King theme song...

instead of singing random vowels..(;

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba           (Here comes a lion, Father)
Sithi uhm ingonyama           (Oh yes it's a lion)
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba           (Here comes a lion, Father)
Sithi uhm ingonyama           (Oh yes it's a lion
Ingonyama           (lion)
Siyo nqoba           (we're going to conquer)
Ingonyama           (lion)
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala           (a lion and a leopard come to this open place)

 

Me: What's wrong with me?

Stranger: I don't know you.
Kid at school: Um what who are you? Nothing I guess.
Popular girl: Omg why are you talking to me why are you even in my presence get back on the bottom of my shoe where you belong.
Society: Well you don't listen to the right music you have flabby legs and arms and is that stomach fat where are your boobs you don't have a boyfriend look at that giant pimple that's not natural and don't get me started on your hair can't you do something about it you don't spend enough money on clothes at the right places.
Friends: Omg what are you talking about you're sooo pretty and awesome!
Grandma: Well you don't stand up straight but you're still growing in to a beautiful young lady if you just stood up straight- here darling let me show you how to stand like a lady
Best friends: I don't feel like listing all that stuff I'll probably graduate by then do I have to really answer that can't I just say nothing do you want the honest truth because I've got to go on vacation next week can I lie what do you mean by wrong do you mean like one thing above everything else?
Little kids: We love you you're so great you're the sexiest thing that has ever walked this planet can you pick me up actually no I'm not worthy of being in your arms I'll just worship the ground you walk on instead if that's okay with you.
Dog: Pet me I love you.

got milk?

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Me: Why are all my friends in relationships and I'm not?
Society: Cause you're fat.
Reality: You haven't found the right person and until then you're better off single.
Me: Why do like no clothes look good on me?
Society: Cause you're fat.
Reality: It's unworthy of touching your skin.
Me: Why do I look so horrible in a swim suit?
Society: Cause you're fat.
Reality: You don't.
Me: Why can't I be a famous singer?
Society: Cause you're fat
Reality: Entertainment industry is a joke and you're too good for it.
Me: Why does it seem like I can never enjoy my life?
Society: Cause you're fat.
Reality: Cause morons try to get you down every chance they get. 
Think about the next time you say "Just one more bite," and take two because whatever you're eating is probably some delicious sh*t.