melonroxs

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Quotes by melonroxs

The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me.
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Cop jokes aren't funny.
So give it arrest.
 
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"Someone once told me the definition of Hell: The last day you have on Earth, the person you become will meet the person you could have become."
 
-Unknown

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do dogs even know they are dogs
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One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they'll have the name of a fictional character and you will silently whisper to yourself "I can't believe their parents were in that fandom!"

#i don't care how cute he is you can't hang out with cullen anymore
 

 
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England: And here's a Harry Potter tribute to remind you all that this is why we're better than you.

 
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Me: Hey mom, guess what?!
Mom: What?
Me: I have a boyfriend!
Mom:  Is this an April Fool's joke?
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: ..yeah
 
FOREVER ALONE.
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"Because in the end you can't always choose what to keep. You can only choose how you let it go."
 

- Ally Condie

 

 

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"It is strange how we hold on to pieces of our past while we wait for our future."
 

-Ally Condie

 

 

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No one ever cares about what I have to say.










 

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