mercygirls

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Joined: October 26, 2011
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Quotes by mercygirls

THE ONLY NAKED THING YOU SHOULD BE FLAUNTING IS YOUR FACE.
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http://www.xmasclock.com/               <---how can this not make you happy?!?
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Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To POINT.
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YOU PICKED ME UP, BROUGHT ME HOME,PUT YOR HANDS AROUND MY WAIST, TOOK OFF MY TOP AND THEN PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE..
THANK GOD I AM A BOTTLE OF COKE
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If ZITS were considered pretty.......then I would be drop dead gorgeous <3
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Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.(;
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"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘"PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
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That awkward moment in church....
 when you sneeze and not 1 person says bless you...
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