mialovespink1009

Status: quite tired...havent been on witty in like 5 months... :P
Joined: October 17, 2011
Last Seen: 1 year
user id: 228116
Location: somewhere....
Gender: F

Quotes by mialovespink1009

That awesome momment when you think it's Thursday but then you find out it's Friday...c:
Teacher: So I hear that you cheated on my test.
Student: So I hear you cheated on your wife.
Teacher:  ...
Student: Yea. It's that easy.



Roses are red, violets are blue. Your girlfriend is a rake, and you are a tool.

 

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It's perfectally fine for girls to say no to guys, but it is absolutly NOT okay for guys to say no to girls. Yeah, thats for adding the word "man" into everything god.

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Okay, before you read this let me just say that we were on a skype call, and we are both asian..so um...i guess this type of thing is normal for asian people.

Me: Heyyy

Nina: Can you see me?

Me: Waa?

Nina: Can you seeee meeee?

Me: Nooo

Nina: Waaaa?

Me: NOOO

Nina: What? No way. I can see me

Me: Well I CANT SO TURN OFF YOUR CAMERA AND TURN IT BACK ON

This went on for a long time.

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Saying man quotes with a funny brittish warrior accent...


is what makes the quote worth your time

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       A man does not simply tell the

woman NO?!!


   
 
 
 
 
This is a conversation my that MY family had.........
Dad: so your learning about the planets now?
Sophie: yea!Did you know that the sun is a gas giant?
Dad: very good! What else is a gas giant?
Sophie: Uranus
Mom:*falls on floor laughing*
Me: Way to be the mature one.
Mom: WHO NAMES A PLANET THAT??? HAHAHAHAHA
Hahaha I love her family
 
 
 
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