michaelangalo

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Joined: April 7, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
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hayylo my name is MICHAELA. gorrillas are my lovers soccer is my LIFE!! i absoulutly hate odd numders(dont ask) in my free time i eat  i have two beutiful children named Peurto and Ricco (dont worry they are guinea pigs) someday i am going to own a gorrila i suck at spelling sorry Ms. Wallack sports i do: basketball, soccer, track well bye i am going to eat somthing
 

Quotes by michaelangalo

who needs abs when you can have kebabs?
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FRIEND: how come gays dress so well? ME: they did't spend that much time in the closet for nothing.
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i.would.never.survive.a.shark.attack

i would drown trying to find the edge of the ocean to hold onto
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death
Pretending to
take a selfie
when you are
really taking
a picture of
somthing hilaious
in front of you
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pictures
that one teacher that you swear put the hole in the ozone layer with the amount of hairspray she uses
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teacher
*In history class*

Teacher: malnutrion in Africa is a horibble thing, it shortens your period *pause*
Me in my head: I AM MOVING TO AFRICA!!
teacher: of life by many years

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school
i memorize lyrics
not
flashcards
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lyrics
there are a million open seats at the movie theater and the two tallest people decide to sit in front of you
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people
(This is how fergie's interview went for the blackeye peas)

interviwer: do you have any experience in singing?

Fergie: ummm I sing in the shower every once and a while.

interviwer: YOU'RE IN!

 
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songs
my
favirote songs
are the ones that
when
i hear them,
i put in my second
headphone
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music