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Quotes by mickey22895


TEACHER: "Please hand in your homework"


YOU: WTF? We had homework?
[❤] if this happened to you

 

 
4014078 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 06 Oct 2011 at 8:48pm
 

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   I was looking through my old papers from when I was little,  in first grade, I said I wanted to be a
 "Pokemon Trainer."

Pshh, you wanted to be a police officer. At least I was cool.
 

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4012491 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 06 Oct 2011 at 6:21pm
 


 
mario:
is there a problem officer?
cop:
quite a few actually, first off you're speeding.
mario:
well yeah i have to win this race.
cop:
illegal street racing on the wrong side of the road?
mario:
well when you put it like that..
cop:
and littering that banana you threw back there caused an accident.
mario:
yeah about that..wario was all up in my sh●t so i had to do something.
cop:
did you have any drugs before you started driving sir?
mario:
nah man. but i just got a couple mushrooms.
cop:
step out of the car please.
mario:
fine but this is gonna kill my chance at the star cup. you're practically handing it to donkey kong.
cop:
donkey kong..?
mario:
the gorilla..
cop:
step. out. of. the. car.
 
 
4012210 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 06 Oct 2011 at 5:52pm
 

 

 

I heard you found someone new?

 

Yes, and he's better than you.
Can he make you smile like I do?

 

No, but he never makes me cry like you do.

 

 

nmf/nmq

 
3990357 added by mickey22895 to love quotes on 02 Oct 2011 at 9:40pm
 
 
3985352 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 02 Oct 2011 at 12:38pm
 
 
3981389 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 01 Oct 2011 at 8:56pm
 


There are always those kids in

the hallway

that are really loud

right when it's dead silent and

          you're taking a test

-__-                                                  


 

 
3937253 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 26 Sep 2011 at 8:18pm
 






If a Girl




understands your bullshit,

sticks around through all your mistakes,

and smiles even though you've done nothing for her.

Than it's obvious she's a keeper,

but it's also obvious


>>You. Don't. Deserve. Her.<<

 
 
3871942 added by mickey22895 to inspirational quotes on 18 Sep 2011 at 6:44pm
 


I've always wondered


What I sound like to people
Who don't speak my language.

 

 
3846022 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 15 Sep 2011 at 6:34am
 

My lips are the gun, 
my smile is the trigger,
my kisses are the bullets,
label me a  ,


k i l l e r.



 

 
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TEACHER: "Please hand in your homework"


YOU: WTF? We had homework?
[❤] if this happened to you

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   I was looking through my old papers from when I was little,  in first grade, I said I wanted to be a
 "Pokemon Trainer."

Pshh, you wanted to be a police officer. At least I was cool.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Format by XxprettixX
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mario:
is there a problem officer?
cop:
quite a few actually, first off you're speeding.
mario:
well yeah i have to win this race.
cop:
illegal street racing on the wrong side of the road?
mario:
well when you put it like that..
cop:
and littering that banana you threw back there caused an accident.
mario:
yeah about that..wario was all up in my sh●t so i had to do something.
cop:
did you have any drugs before you started driving sir?
mario:
nah man. but i just got a couple mushrooms.
cop:
step out of the car please.
mario:
fine but this is gonna kill my chance at the star cup. you're practically handing it to donkey kong.
cop:
donkey kong..?
mario:
the gorilla..
cop:
step. out. of. the. car.
 
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I heard you found someone new?

 

Yes, and he's better than you.
Can he make you smile like I do?

 

No, but he never makes me cry like you do.



 

nmf/nmq

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There are always those kids in

the hallway

that are really loud

right when it's dead silent and

          you're taking a test

-__-                                                  


 

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If a Girl




understands your bullshit,

sticks around through all your mistakes,

and smiles even though you've done nothing for her.

Than it's obvious she's a keeper,

but it's also obvious


>>You. Don't. Deserve. Her.<<
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I've always wondered


What I sound like to people
Who don't speak my language.

 

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My lips are the gun, 
my smile is the trigger,
my kisses are the bullets,
label me a  ,


k i l l e r.



 

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