mickeyme333

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Joined: October 8, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 224771
Gender: F
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Quotes by mickeyme333

A little bit about working at Hollister and A&F:

-You have to be skinny

- You have to be good-looking, otherwise you will be working in storage, where you are unseen or you wont get hired.

- No nail polish. Only light pinks, or reds.

- Sandals, or vans with no shoe strings. Doesn't matter what the weather outside is.

-No colorful hair, no obvious fake hair. They like the All-American look.

- No makeup. You may get away with little foundation.

- The CEO wants to target only think, cool, good-looking people.

- If you're Muslim and/or believe in wearing head wraps at all times, you won't get hired.

When I looked it up I found it ridiculous and disgusting, I thought I should share it with you.
Chewing on a pen, then realizing it is a pen you borrowed.
Once a hoodrat reaches sexual maturity, she will begin a mating dance called "Twerking".
English = Hello. 

Spanish = Hola. 

French = Bonjour. 

Japanese = Konnichiwa.

Chinese = Nî Hâo. 


Italian = Ciao. 

Me = Whats up, b/tch

Me: I really can't stay...

Bed: But baby it's cold outside..
Oops, my apologies!

Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? 
Shine bright like a diamond.

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky.

                                     My alarm clock is obviously jealous  
                                of the relationship I have with my bed.
 ♥