SO, I WAS WATCHING CHRISTMAS
MOVIES TODAY, AND....
THE GRINCH: HELP ME, I'M
FEELING!!
THE GRINCH: BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD,
UNITE!
THE GRINCH: AM I JUST EATING BECAUSE I'M
BORED?
THE GRINCH: I COULD LAY IN BED, STARE AT THE
CEILING AND SLIP SLOWLY INTO
MADNESS.
THE GRINCH: HATE, HATE HATE. HATE, HATE HATE.
LOATHE
ENTIRELY.
YOU
GUYS.
I AM THE
GRINCH.
THE GRINCH IS
ME.