mireunlove15

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Lol So True: #91
One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing what people say you can not do.
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"The bullies that bullied us,
They're at home watching us on TV."
-Demi Lovato

 

Am I the only one or do other people
 rip off a piece of their lip with their teeth and swallow it and then realize they just ate themself?




 

Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular Girl: My boyfriend's arms.
Teacher: Aww
Class: Aww
World: Aww
Me: My fridge.
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Popular Girl:
Me: Aww

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I hate when couples have a little fight

 and they change their status to "single". I fight with my parents and don't change my status to "orphan."

 
Mom: Hurry up..I have to be somewhere.

Me: Pulls all plugs out of electronic equipment to speed up shut down, sprints out of house half-dressed, and breaks speed limit running to the car

.....

Me: Hey Mom, I need to be on time for this thing, can we go, I have to be there in 15 minutes?

Mom: Cleans entire house, waters plants, redecorates rooms, applies for Israeli citizenship, runs for UK president, starts a gambling ring,  purchases zimmer frame, crawls to car, forgets keys, crawls back inside house.

Relationships scare me sometimes
Why?
Because one person has the power
to make or break your day.
They have the ability to make you
smile, laugh, and even cry.
One person can have so much to hold over me.
I’m vulnerable.
And for me, that’s a scary position to be in.

 

WHEN I CLEAR MY CALCULATOR, 
I PRESS THE BUTTON AT LEAST FIVE
TIMES JUST TO BE SURE. 

 
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Looking in a text-book

and thinking

"what a waste of tree"