Mom: Hurry up..I have to be somewhere.
Me: Pulls all plugs out of electronic
equipment to speed up shut down, sprints out of house half-dressed,
and breaks speed limit running to the car
.....
Me: Hey Mom, I need to be on time for this thing,
can we go, I have to be there in 15 minutes?
Mom: Cleans entire house, waters plants,
redecorates rooms, applies for Israeli citizenship, runs for UK
president, starts a gambling ring, purchases zimmer frame,
crawls to car, forgets keys, crawls back inside house.