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Member since Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:18:56 EDT

Last login: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:06:37 EST

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 Hey wats up? its maddie here! i dont have much to say
except that i love love love love: Nevershoutnever, Converse,
Taylor Lautner,the color blue, the number 88; texting, psych!!!!,
TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! OMG IM IN LOVE WITH TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
and lots and lots of other things!




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THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH xXx_LiFe_GoEs_On_xXx and allygirrrl111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein



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Random Facts
Folklore vampires can become vampires not only through a bite, but also if they were once a werewolf, practiced sorcery, were excommunicated, committed suicide, were an illegitimate child of parents who were illegitimate, or were still born or died before baptism. In addition, anyone who has eaten the flesh of a sheep killed by a wolf, was a seventh son, was the child of a pregnant woman who was looked upon by a vampire, was a nun who stepped over an unburied body, had teeth when they were born, or had a cat jump on their corpse before being buried could also turn into vampires.


ok im not a vampire although i wish i was TWILIGHT!!!

Recent Quotes by this Author:

Last week, I was taking a psychology test. One of the questions asked to define stress. Since I have already have a decent enough grade in the class, I wrote down "stress is the confusion created when the mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it" just to be funny. Today I got the test back. I got full credit for that question. New favorite professor? I think so! MLIA
my grama used to say this all the time!!!!
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Today, I realized that if you set the iGoogle theme to the "Beach" option, then at 3:14 AM every morning, the Loch Ness Monster surfaces for 1 minute, then at 3:15 dives back under. MLIA
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 Today, I was bored in my health class. I wondered to myself, "I wonder if anyone really can read minds." I then thought to myself, "Hey! If anyone in this room can read minds, cough now!" The kid next to me caughed the looked over at me and smiled. I'm scared. MLIA
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Today, I found out that the actor who plays the voice of Darth Vader also plays the voice of Mufasa from the Lion King. Greatest and worst father ever? Mind. Blown. MLIA
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Today I was diagnosed with swine flu. My mom didnt want me to get my brother sick so she told me to call her cell phone whenever I got hungry and she would bring me food. I called and my dad picked up. He acted like I was ordering room service. This ended up with my ice cream being brought up by my dad (who was dressed in a tux) and the ice cream was served on a good china plate. I love my dad. MLIA
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Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insects to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spiders aren't insects they're arachnids." The girl is six. FML
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I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day 


.The Notebook
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Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whores.

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NEVERSHOUTNEVER
NEVERSHOUTNEVER
NEVERSHOUTNEVER
NEVERSHOUTNEVER
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NEVERSHOUTNEVER
NEVERSHOUTNEVER
NEVERSHOUTNEVER

Fav if you love Chris Drew Ingle!!!!!!
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