miss_witty_girl

Status: Live life like you're going to die tomorrow. I follow back(;
Joined: July 4, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 314638
Gender: F
Hello there! Welcome to my witty page!

Ten facts about mee:
1. My name is Chloe.
2. I have REALLY curly hair.
3. I can't leave my house without makeup on.. It's the truth.
4. I'm pretty lazy and love sunbathing!
5. I like to please everyone and I hate it if I upset anyone.
6. My bestfriends are called Daisy, Joe, Ciara, Luke and Adina; I can trust these guys with anything!
7. I generally hang out with my bestfriends in one group but usually theres more guys then girls- its less drama.
8. I LOVE shopping!
9. I have a dog called Doug and I love him to bits!

Quotes by miss_witty_girl

Phone falls out pocket..
Phone gets hit by a car..
Phone still lives but a cracked screen.. 
Wow my phones a survivor.
 




 IF YOUR COOLER THAN ME.. 
DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME HOTTER THAN YOU?




 


Having that boy who you can tell anything too.
 

 


So for my french homework our class had to write a paragraph in french then decorate it and make it 'pretty'.  A week later my french teacher comes up to me and says that this boy had put a picture of me at the end of the paragraph he had typed out in plain black writing, I was shocked and couldn't work out why he had put a picture of me at the bottom, when I asked why, she said; he had said 'you told me to make it look pretty'.. I couldnt believe it...

True Story..

 
Real best friends are the kind of people who go looking through your fridge for food, instead of asking.
♥♥




Awkward moment


when you are sitting on


the toilet texting and


suddenly the person


you are texting asks:




'What you up to', I just


reply with
'erm, nothing


really..'






When someone texts you saying 'Be right back, dinner', but then never replys..
I just got rejected..
 







You know what is easier than applying suncream?
Not going outside in the first place.
 







IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU CAN GO FROM BEING SO CLOSE TO SOMEONE AND THEN NOT TALK TO THEM..
 



I don't stalk,

I investigate
.