mkool95

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Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter VI no39557

Quotes by mkool95






Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Me: hahahahaha, let's be serious here.  





 

What kind of apple is Lady Gaga?
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A Tranny Smith

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90% of people marry their
7th - 12th grade love. 
Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.

❒ Taken
❒ Single
✔ I'm in love with my bed.
........and I get some every night. ;)

Do not highlight it will be a waste of time!




































































...told you. 



"...I have a secret!"
"ooooooh, what is it?!"
"I can't tell you."
"WELL WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE AN EFFING SECRET THEN?!" 

 


                                                                                          
              Truth is on Facebook = most likely a huge lie.      
                                                                                          

   
Dear 
girls w
ho take pictures in bathrooms,

 I'm taking a DUMP in the stall behind you.
   Sincerely, Don't forget to tag me.
                                                                                             

  Can you find the

the mistake?
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