Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: hahahahaha, let's be serious here.
What kind of apple is Lady Gaga? . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Tranny Smith ;)
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I'm in love with my bed. ........and I get some every night. ;)
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Do not highlight it will be a waste of time! ...told you.
"...I have a secret!" "ooooooh, what is it?!" "I can't tell you." "WELL WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE AN EFFING SECRET THEN?!"
Truth is on Facebook = most likely a huge lie.
Dear girls who take pictures in bathrooms,
I'm taking a DUMP in the stall behind you. Sincerely, Don't forget to tag me.
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