Status: Being me... because I'm awesome like that (:
Joined: December 3, 2011
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: November 13
user id: 246312
Location: Being antisocial as usual :D
Gender: F
Sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery,and I promise you, something great will come of it.
Hallo there. Just an average twelve year old here, since December 2011. Actually, I've been on Witty longer, but I only then decided to make an account. I am a proud Directioner, Potter Head, Demi-god, Anime and Manga Freak, and much more. I can be a total bitch to anyone who insults me, or if I'm in a foul mood. So excuse my bitchiness if it ever comes around your way. Don't like my profile, get you ass off it and don't hate. Like my profile, then possibly follow. Thank you.
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Congratulations. You are now officially a ninja.

Me: Ughhh... I'm bored!
Sister: God, shut up and just play Temple Run or something!
Me: Good idea!
Me: *Opens Temple Run*
Me: *Starts game*
Me: Jump!
Me: Duck!
Me: Ooh! Invisibility!
Me: Get the freaking coins!
Me: I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna f/cking die!!!!!
Me: Oh. Never mind.
Me: Turn!
Me: What the flying f/ck?! I turned, not jumped! Asdfghjkl?! I hate this! Screw Temple Run!
Sister: Oh god, why did I tell her to play Temple Run? I should've learned my lesson from last time...

Plot Twist: I go to bed at 9:00 PM.

Plot Twist: I leave my room.
No mom, you're mad because I'm right, not because I talked back.


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