mma51998

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I'm not random
you just cant think as fast as me 

 

Quotes by mma51998

That Awkward Moment
when you finish a math problem
and your answer isn't even 
one of the choices :/

I hate it when after an argument you always think of good things to say :/

You see a bug outside- Oh hi Mr. Bug!
You see a bug in your house- DIE BUG DIE!
:) (From the internet)

THE BEST DANCE MOM QUOTES
MACKENZIE-  "I dont want to be on broadway. I just want to stay home and eat chips.
"Always a braidsmaid. Never a bride."
"It doesn't matter about the dance. It matters about me! Im emotional!"
"Hey Abby told me how to shake my bum bum and i shake it pretty well!"
"I just cry sometimes. Its no big deal."
"I could have gotten lost at sea!!"
"Im not putting a rat in my hair. And a snood?! Whats a snood?!"
"I wish Justin Bieber was one of the judges. Hes cute." :)
NIA- "It is one BIG spoon."
CHLOE- "Miss Abby just talks and talks. Even when were out for ice cream she talks about dance!"
VIVIANNE- "I cut my finger on my moms ring. I hope i can still dance." :)
ABBY LEE MILLER- " Everyones recplaceable!"
"Save those tears for your pillow."
CATHY FROM CANDY APPLES- "Disco ball."
"Im not talking to you today disco ball."
"Nose"
"Oh Christi, Whoville called. They want your nose back."
"The dog pound is calling."
DANCE MOM CHRISTI- "What do you call it when all the bars are on the same street?" KELLY HYLAND-" Rehab." :)
"Be gone witch! You have no powers here!"
"If i was to buy Abby a gift i would buy her a 3 month trail membership to weight watchers. It would be the gift that would keep on giving."
"And people wonder why we drink."
KELLY HYLAND- "Abby is dreaming she is naked under those feathers."
"Well im getting a boob job. Last time i tohught my husband was getting me my ring. Well this year ive decided im doing both for myself."










 

Duct tape is the like force
it has a light side
and a dark sid
and it holds the world together :)

 

TO ALL  MY HATERS:
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT 
AWESOME

ENDS WITH ME
AND
UGLY
STARTS WITH
YOU?
 

That Awkard Moment 
When you become so emotionally invested
for a guy running his heart out to catch the bus,
only to realize he was simply exercising.
:)

That Awkard moment when its quiet in class
so your stomache decides to sound like a 
DYING WHALE!

THE AWKARD MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE CLICKING YOUR PEN
AND SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO STOP
BUT YOU NEED TO CLICK IT ONE MORE TIME SO YOU CAN USE IT.
:)

 

An example of a joke taken a little to far... :)

Me: Hey! You wanna hear a joke?
You: Sure.
M: What did one ocean say to the other?
Y: What?
M: Nothing he just waved!!!
Y: Your such a dork.
M: Did you sea what i did there?
Y:... 
M: Are you shore?
Y:.....
M: Seariously do you?
Y: .....
M: No need to be such a beach.
Y:... 
M: Water you saying?
Y: Omg your one more joke closer to being single.
M: Shell i stop then?
Y: thats it! Im done!
M: No :/ i fish you would come back.....
M: Okay fine i wont sand anymore jokes.
M: Or at least my answers wont be as pacific.
M: Whale i guess your not coming back.
M: Anyway, water you up to?
M: Im just tiding up my room.
M: Are you tide of these jokes? Becuase i understand after a whale they can get annoying. I think its on purpoise though.
M: What did one volcano say to the other?
M: I lava you :)


Fave if you are going to do this to someone :) or if you liked it :))
(Found online)