Twilight written by Dr. Seuss
Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella. Bella likes another fella.
See this vamp? His name is Ed. Ed is plae. Ed is dead.
Ed saved Bella from a van. Ed must be a special man.
Ed wont kill boys. He wont kill girls.
Ed feeds on deer and squirrels.
This is James, hes a tracker. Hes sort of a vamp attacker.
James hurts Bella for a thrill. Will Ed kill him? Oh yes he will.
But James gives her a little bite. Will she be a vamp? She might!
Edward fixes Bellas cut.
She wont be a vampire, but...
She becomes one. Read some more. Shes a vampire in book 4.