mmhmmdazhowiroll

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Hi there.   So, you ended up here. This is my profile....all One Direction and stuff.  I am in love with them...Directioner here.  If you're a Directionater...gdfo.  I'm marrying Niall, so back off.  Kay?  Anyway, my name is Kayleigh, I'm 13, and I live in The Bahamas.  I'm American, but I'm Irish.  Incase you care (which I doubt you do) I have redhair.  My best friends? Alex, Taylor, and Georgia.  I love them!!  So, when I eventually marry Niall, I am inviting you all to my wedding.  The Bahamas is pretty cool; we have nice beaches and warm weather, but we have absolutely NO shopping and everything costs 3x the price of stuff in the U.S.  I am pretty much a loser, so I would be surprised if you read this far.  LOL Nobody's here.   So yeah, that's me.
I <3 1D!! MRS. KAYLEIGH HORAN!!

Quotes by mmhmmdazhowiroll

The amount of times that I have thought of suicide is unhealthy.

The amount of times that I think about suicide daily is unhealthy...

Why am I even here anymore?
I'm better off dead.
I am unwanted.
I am unloved.
I am stupid.
I am ugly.
I am fat.
I am WORTHLESS.

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE INTO FREEZING COLD WATER AND DROWN WHILE A SHARK EATS ME ALIVE.

happy now?

I would cry, but I can't.

Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. 

I hope this works...

Now we have nicknames for each other❤

He calls me Emu and I call him Girk❤

Long story...don't ask :P

You are never given a wish without aso being given the power to make it come true.

 me:  so u never answered my question...
 Eddie:  which one
 me:  "would u rather me go on and on and on about random stuff?"
 Eddie:  YES
 me:  honestly? i thought it was just more annoying...u always look annoyed
 Eddie:  im not
tell me
somehting
RANDOM
 me:  really?
ok....
well my book is annoying me because it's just sitting on my bed all wrinkled up and the pages are folded, so it doesn't look right
and all the art stuff in the corner of my room is falling over which is probably because i knocked into it
 Eddie:  THEN FIX IT
 me:  that reminds me of the time in 5th grade when i went to get my teacher water and i fell into a bush
and i don't wanna fix it because i'm too lazy
which reminds me of the way my great grandfather used to sit in his recliner
which also reminds me of the fact that one of my grandma's recliners is now in her other house in maryland
which is where i saw my cousin brynlee after her christening.
see isn't that annoying?
 Eddie:  NAAAA
ITS INTERESTING
 me:  honestly? u read the whole thing?
 Eddie:  yes
 me:  and u were interested?
 Eddie:  yea

He don't know he's breakin' my heart...</3 <3
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