mollifers123

Everyone is so in love with the idea of being different. Like they always say "You laugh because I'm different, i laugh because you are all the same" and Everyone tries their hardest to prove they're "unique". They self proclaim to be this amazing original person, But if someone is ACTUALLY different and unique, they're weird, losers, whatever. That's what I find so funny, because their are sooo many people that do that.  

I like to think I’m a badáss but then I remember that I have to ask my mom to kill spiders for me.

I wonder how people reacted to the first burp. Like if you think about it, it sounds like a demon possessed you for a split second to make a weird noise and then you're back to your regular self. What if everyone thought that they were possessed by a demon.

Everyone at my school is going ape shÎt over what happened about Duck Dynasty. Quit spazzing over a homophobic redneck and get on with your lives !

  I just cried like a baby watching the How the Grinch Stole Christmas because it's just so beautiful , soo many emotions because Christmas is gorgeous. Like forreal, where the fùck are you Christmas. Why can't I bítching find you. Why have you gone away .

I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

Preppy girls that sit at my lunch table : Ugh ! I shouldn't even be eating this . *pushes their plate away and looks at people for compliments*

Me: Quit being an attention whöre and give me your damñ food. Gaaaaaah. *Takes food from their plate*