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Random Dream Goals#1

I shall purchase a wardrobe.

I'll place that wardrobe infront of Walmart (because there is people there and I hate Walmart).

I will dress in clothing like the 1960's and wear a bow and arrow. 

I will Pour Fake Snow on my Shoulder.

Then I shall run out of the wardrobe screaming....



"FOR NARNIA"




╚(•⌂•)╝


All while recording people's reactions
I wonder....

will our generation still use the

phrases

LOL, OMG,TTLY

when we are

GRANDPARENTS?

 
 
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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, ETC.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...

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Opening Credits: Fun: Some Nights
Waking up: Radiohead: Creep (Hey!!!)
First Day of School: Kid Rock; Picture

Falling in Love; Oh Land: Wolf & I (DO I DATE A WEREWOLF :"D ?????)
Fight Song: Meg & Dia: Monster
Breaking Up: Mirah: Cold Cold Water (Does that mean I Kill my Werewolf :'o)
Studying/Working: Coldplay: The Scientist (School is that dramatic and sad)
Life: Christina Perri: A thousand years (I am not that dramatic)
Mental Breakdown: Goo Goo Dolls: Iris (A Love Song? I would go crazy over a guy...)
Sunny Day: Asteriod Galaxy Tour: The Golden Age
Rainy Day: Leonard Cohen: Hallelujah
Party/Dance Music: Beyonce: Listen (Oh yeah, an emotional party!!!)
Driving: Michelle Branch: Goodbye to You
Sleeping/Dreaming: Barenaked Ladies: Big Bang (WTF?AM I  DREAMING I AM GOD OR IN A MUSICAL CLASSROOM, or in the SITCOM?)
Nightmares: Muse: Uprising
(that's convinient)
Flashback: Owl City: Deer in the Headlights
Wedding: Train:50 ways to say goodbye (a breakup song? I guess I am that random)
Birth of a child: Iz: Over the raindow/what a wonderful world (:"D)
Final Battle: Pink; Please Don't Leave
Death Scene: Avril Lavigne: Alice/ Underground (Alice in Wonderland? JOHNNY DEPP <3)
Funeral Song; Grafiti6: Stare into the Sun (WTF? A PARTY???)
End Credits: Pearl Jam: Jeremy


TRY THIS SURVEY OUT!!!! ITS SUPER FUN AND RANDOM!!!

ThAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:

You Tell a Friend Your Problem,
and Instead of
ADVICE,
They Compare Your Problem
with
THEIRS

 

 

“When I was 5 years old, my

mother always told me that

happiness was the key to life.

When I went to school, they

asked me what I wanted to be

when I grew up. I wrote down

‘happy’. They told me I didn’t

understand the assignment, and

I told them they didn’t understand

life.”


― John Lennon
Watching a Video about

Bullying in School


Student:

ಥ_ಥ Wow, I can't believe people would bully

people in such ways....


Me:

ಠ_ಠ You bully people...... in those EXACT
ways.....

Corniest Pick Up Lines #1

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night,
don't worry,
I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

 


 


Strangest REAL Phobias#5:
Geniophobia
Fear of chins


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