theinvisiblegirl*

Status: just don't die out there, alright?
Joined: March 30, 2012
Last Seen: 5 months
user id: 287782
Location: where the rave's at
Gender: F
weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

MAUREEN/15/actual agents of shield general trash

Quotes by theinvisiblegirl*

When ever I go to Pottermore, it's in any language BUT English


It was only when the he had attained a great age
that the youngest brother finally took of the
Cloak of Invisibility and gave it to his son. And
then he greeted Death as an old friend, and
went with him gladly, and, equals, they departed
this life.




~The Tale of the Three Brothers, The Tales Of Beedle The Bard

 
Me playing Mario Kart by myself:

Me: Oh look we've started.
Me: Wait, what?
Me: Who threw that red shell?
Me: I will stab your lungs.
Me: No!
Me: Oh, COME AT ME BRO'
Me: What?
Me: Wait! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Me: Oh look, I'm dead.
Me: TOAD I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Me: Where am I?
Me: Hey,  I just turned into a shooting star by falling off a giant rainbow
Me: Peach, I swear, if you knock me of the edge ONE MORE TIME, I will use the Imperius Curse on you and make you drive into Toad so you can both DIE!
Me: Oh, hey mum...




Anyone else hate Princess Peach?



 




Person Who Thinks I Have A Social Life: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
Them: ...
Me: ...
Them: ... *leaves*








All my friends know every single person they know's phone number and I'm just here like
"I can't even remember half the people I know's names, never mind anything else..."


 

For some reason autocorrect

always changes "hi" to

"Hogwarts"...
I just finished second on Rainbow Road.
SECOND.
oh my god...

I love how loads of people are like "OMG Disney, 11 year olds in high school that's so stupid!"
And I'm like "Come to Britain, where that's a reality!"

That show makes no sense here...

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