awesomejapneet*

Status: follow me:-)
Joined: December 6, 2013
Last Seen: 4 years
Birthday: July 12
user id: 375843
Location: india
Gender: M
I love to sing and dance.I hate them haters.I m the one you do not wanna mess with.I love to have fun...

Quotes by awesomejapneet*

So a female peacock isn't called a peacunt?
"God can do more in a moment of favour than
you can do in a lifetime of labour..."
A person
who can explain
color to a blind man.
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explain everything in life.
u shouldnt kiss anyone on january 1 because
its only the first date.
Mr. Mosquito,
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please bite me
but don't zzzzzzzzz around me.

It's f*cking irritating.
If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why is
the church parking lot empty and Wal Marts is
full?
Some facts you may not be knowing about INDIANS 1. 38% of doctors in America are INDIANS. 2. 12% of the scientist in America are INDIANS. 3. 28% of the IBM employees in the world are INDIANS. 4. 36% of the NASA employees are INDIANS. 5. 17% of the INTEL employees in the world are INDIANS. 6. 34% of the MICROSOFT employees are INDIANS. 7. Sanskrit is the mother language of all the European languages. WHICH MEANS SWEDISH TOO. 8. SANSKRIT is the most suitable language for computer software reported in Forbes magazine, 1987. 9. CHESS was invented in INDIA. 10. Creator and founder of HOTMAIL are INDIAN (SABEER BHATIA). 11. Aryabhatta who was from INDIA, invented the number ZERO. 12. INDIANS invented the NUMBER SYSTEM. 13. ALGEBRA was invented in INDIA. 14. CALCULAS and TRIGNOMETRY came from INDIA. 15. The general manager of HEWLETT PACKARD (HP) is INDIAN (RAJIV GUPTA). 16. Creator of the PENTIUM CHIP(90% of the today's Computer runs on it) is INDIAN (VINOD DAHM). 17. BHUDHYANA first calculated the value of pi (3.14), and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century long before the European mathematicians. 18. We have almost 5600 different newspapers and 3500 different magazines with approximately 120 million readers every day. 19. SUSHRUTA (from India) is the father of SURGERY. 2600 years ago he and health scientist of his time conducted complicated surgeries like --> artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery 20. LAXMI MITTAL (steel king) is the richest man in ENGLAND. His house in England is the most expensive house in the world, more than 70 million pounds. 21. ALBERT EINSTEIN once said:- We own a lot to the INDIANS,who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific have been made. 22. INDIA has the THIRD largest army in the world with more than 105 million men......
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything. :')
Dis Attitude Rockzz...!

Teeth said to Tongue: If i just press a little,u'l get cut.

Tongue replied:If i misuse a word, all 32 of u wil come out:-):)

Life is a football game & We are the football.

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N
ever mind the kicks of people,

B,coz without kicks we may not reach the GOAL..!