monkeysbutt

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Joined: May 15, 2012
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user id: 300041
Hey there I'm Haley,and my bff is lovelyme so check her out! I'm 17 years old,and love basketball,soccer,volley ball, and track! I'm a person who loves writing inspirational quotes!
I have a couple of more friends on here which are:
starfhish_10
(make sure you it spell like that)
blaklieg
lovelyme
and
onedirection
they are all great so make sure to look up their quotes!!
thanks
I am loving witty so much!!


HACKED!!!!! this is lovelyme... this is the most awesome girl in the world!!!! please follow her,fave her quotes,or chat with her!! she's super nice,loves to be everyones friend!!gosh girl your my bffl,and i love you girly!! your quotes crack me up,and your an amazing girl to hang out with!!

<3lovelyme(paisly)

Quotes by monkeysbutt

i love you you love me were a  happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me to
                         -barney
  Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part? 
when u think the guy actually likes you and the next day it turns out he played you

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of soda pops out. She keeps putting in coins, and cans of soda keep coming out.

A guy walks up behind her and says, "Can I please use the machine?"

"Buzz off!" she says. "Can't you see I'm winning?" 

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
 
 
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
 
 
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
 
 
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
 
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 
your gonna love me like a fat tick loves a lazy dog