Grandma:
"Honey...I'm trying to figure out something, can you help
me?"
Me: "Lol, hey grandma, what are you trying to figure
out?"
Grandma: "What is this cotton candy that's singing on my
tv?"
Me: "Cotton candy?" "What are they saying?"
Grandma: "You a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe."
Me: "Lol, oh that's not cotton candy, that's Nicki
Minaj."