moo

Status: the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
Joined: July 8, 2009
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: March 21
user id: 82121
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Gender: F

I am Steph,

thy God          
Hey, sup nigs?
I'm Australian and I'm 19.

My life is like Friends, except no Rachel, Ross, Monica, Phoebe or Joey, just Chandler in a room by himself laughing at his own jokes.
I'm a little out of shape and can no longer keep up with the kardashians.
Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry

do you ever kind of think about how weird life is like wow how strange is that we’re alive right now it’s so cool and it makes no sense and then you stare at your hands and laugh because wtf hands

Slut Up Or Shut Up.

 

 

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Quotes by moo









What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?


 

You can't milk a cow for 12 years


















you know what really grinds my gears
when you say something like “wow i hate 7th graders” and theres always that one
obnoxious b.tch thats like “well you were in 7th grade once so technically you hate yourself!!”
and its just like yes i hate 7th grade me and i also hate 7th grade you the only difference is
that i still hate you






 





honestly you guys are so catty and spiteful and petty to each other doesnt it get fu.cking exhausting geez



 

fetuses do not think
they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
they do not “realize what is happening” 

and these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts



if you ever feel like nobody cares that you’re alive
don’t pay your bills for a month or so






i got one word for people that constantly talk about how much they like nutella and it’s stop
IF YOU ARE IN OR AROUND THE BOSTON AREA, STAY AWAY FROM, AND INFORM OTHERS TO STAY AWAY FROM THE FOLLOWING:
JFK Library

Umass Library

Mandarin Hotel

Boston Marathon track

Garbage cans, the subway, or main roads.
STAY OUT OF CENTRAL AREAS. CLEAR OUT TO THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY IF POSSIBLE. STAY SAFE. THERE IS REASON TO BE WARY OF ALL OF THE ABOVE.
Dear anti-abortionists who force their beliefs onto others;

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it







School: make time for your interests and hobbies!
School: oh btw we're going to keep you here for about 6 1/2 hours. And after that, we're going to give you hours of homework. OH!! And after school sports that you all hate
School: eat 3 meals a day!
School: you don't have time for breakfast if you want to get here on time, though.
School: you earn the grades you get!
School: what do you mean this teacher gives you bad grades because they don't like you? That’s ridiculous!
School: respect your teachers.
School: oh, but they don't have to respect you. Even if you don't know the answer they can still call you out in front of the whole class. And don't forget, if you correct them, we'll lower your grade.
School: everyone is an individual!
School: here's a standardized test to figure out how smart you all are.
School: balance your social life and academics.
School: but you also have to do homework and study for the rest of the day.
School: we accept all love!
School: stop kissing and hugging each other. That’s gross.
School: bullying is bad!
School: but our teachers won't help you if you don't say anything.
School: it's okay to be out sick.
School: but the teacher won't explain it to you if you were. That’s /your/ fault that you were sick.
School: act like adults.
School: but we're going to treat you like children.