moonlight_magic02
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You May Look At My Quotes, But Not My Bacon
Joined: December 22, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 254163
Location: Unicorn Land :) TeeHee
Joined: December 22, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 254163
Location: Unicorn Land :) TeeHee
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Rachelle;;
Hi! My name is obviously Rachelle. I live in California, USA. I have hazel brown eyes, and I think either black or dark brown hair, I'm not too sure, lol. I love One Direction, I love them all, but if I had to pick a favorite I'd either pick Louis or Harry. Umm, I don't go on Witty so much, my cousin down below ↓, goes on more, but once in a while I do go on, but don't expect me to go on 24/7. Anyway, uhh, that's it. Kthxforreadingbai.
Hi! My name is obviously Rachelle. I live in California, USA. I have hazel brown eyes, and I think either black or dark brown hair, I'm not too sure, lol. I love One Direction, I love them all, but if I had to pick a favorite I'd either pick Louis or Harry. Umm, I don't go on Witty so much, my cousin down below ↓, goes on more, but once in a while I do go on, but don't expect me to go on 24/7. Anyway, uhh, that's it. Kthxforreadingbai.
Kelthie;;
Hello,Earthling.
I am Kelthie.If you spell it wrong Imma slap you.I am Vietnamese and a Buddhist.I watch Full House,Les Miserables 2012,Good Luck Charlie, Pewdiepie,Nigahiga,Sh*tgirlssay,
and lots more because I am a muda frik'n nerd.I read.I write.I eat.I sleep.I'm a busier version of Parick Star.Except,I'm not pink and star shaped.And not dumb.I happen to be an advanced student and my teacher says I type like the wind.Me Wattpad is 1directioner02 and me mom's name is Mandy.My dad's is Tony.
My sister's is Kathy.And YO MAMA IS HONEY BOO BOO CHILD.Just Kidding.
I really do watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, though.Directioner.I'm allergic to kitties even though I've always wanted one.Okay.
Goku's leaving:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Just kidding.
The says Bye.
Hello,Earthling.
I am Kelthie.If you spell it wrong Imma slap you.I am Vietnamese and a Buddhist.I watch Full House,Les Miserables 2012,Good Luck Charlie, Pewdiepie,Nigahiga,Sh*tgirlssay,
and lots more because I am a muda frik'n nerd.I read.I write.I eat.I sleep.I'm a busier version of Parick Star.Except,I'm not pink and star shaped.And not dumb.I happen to be an advanced student and my teacher says I type like the wind.Me Wattpad is 1directioner02 and me mom's name is Mandy.My dad's is Tony.
My sister's is Kathy.And YO MAMA IS HONEY BOO BOO CHILD.Just Kidding.
I really do watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, though.Directioner.I'm allergic to kitties even though I've always wanted one.Okay.
Goku's leaving:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Just kidding.
The says Bye.
amazingpeople;;
No one here yet
You meanies <:(
No one here yet
You meanies <:(
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Quotes by moonlight_magic02
plot twist
Flo from Progressive is in a relationship with Jake from State Farm.
extra plot twist
their child is Mayhem from Allstate.
me: hey,i like your shirt.
friend: thanks,i got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
me: really? because for seventy dollars at Burlington,i got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever, and two puerto rican children.
friend: thanks,i got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
me: really? because for seventy dollars at Burlington,i got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever, and two puerto rican children.
plot twist
you actually read the terms and conditions
disney channel: oh wow we're so amazing look at all the great
shows we have now.
disney channel: "austin and ally"
disney channel: "ant farm"
disney channel: "dog with a blog"
disney channel: NAILED IT.
nickelodeon:
nickelodeon:
nickelodeon: f*ck it let's just play spongebob marathons.
disney channel: "austin and ally"
disney channel: "ant farm"
disney channel: "dog with a blog"
disney channel: NAILED IT.
nickelodeon:
nickelodeon:
nickelodeon: f*ck it let's just play spongebob marathons.
I hate when people say,"You've barely touched your food."
Like what,do you want me to stroke it?
Like what,do you want me to stroke it?
are you,are you coming to the tree
where they strung up a man they say
murdered three
strange things did happen here
what stranger would it be
if we met up at midnight
in the hanging tree
where they strung up a man they say
murdered three
strange things did happen here
what stranger would it be
if we met up at midnight
in the hanging tree
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i can't breathe where r u its almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: *faints*
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i can't breathe where r u its almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: *faints*
me: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
me: it becomes daytrogen.
friend: i'm going to bed.
me: good nitrogen.
me: sleep tightrogen.
me: don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.
me: it becomes daytrogen.
friend: i'm going to bed.
me: good nitrogen.
me: sleep tightrogen.
me: don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.
The
inventor of the toilet
is Thomas Crapper
#FoReal
I feel so alone on a MondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFriday Night