fragile-hearted*

Did anyone else spend the whole movie of titanatic wondering how one person (Rose) could be so stupid?

So I was babysitting this 7 year old boy who just watched all the Harry Potter movies
him: get me the remote I want to watch it again
me: whats the magic word?
him: imperio!
me: I knew I liked you

I'm a rubix cube with pants

Does anyone else get that huge urge to laugh when you're getting yelled at?

Our generation is better prepared for the zombie apocalypse then an hour without electricity

Does anyone else have those moments when you stay awake late at night cringing over all the stupid things you said or done?

Look at it this way:
the fatter you are the harder you are to kidnap

The one time I go out with my hair in a messy ponytail and a baggy sweatshirt on I see two hot guys

Life just really loves me right now

Face it we all have wanted at some point to have Zack Effron's babies

Your momma so fat her  patronus is a cake 

(Did not mean to offend)