morganmcks11

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Yea, dad. I can soo do my homework and watch TV at the same time. I'm a pro multitasker.

♥ if this is you

some people should eat makeup so they can be beautiful on the

inside













never

tell a girl she's in a bad mood, e v e r. It just makes everything 100x worse.



 



Taylor Swift:
When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you've ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you know who he is. Then you grow up and realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and is not easy to spot; he's really funny, he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.



nmf. nmq.


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if a fat man grabs you
and puts you in a bag...
DON'T PANIC!
i told santa
i wanted
a good friend
for christmas
nmf

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i crack myself up. :)



my boyfriend does this adorable thing where
he doesn't exist.



ASKING YOUR TEACHERS,
MORE questions just to waste time

an accent automatically makes a guy 90% hotter

.
lau ghing
j u s t  b e c a u s e  y o u r  t e a c h e r  s a i d  n o t  t o  :)