mpmjp

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Joined: March 24, 2012
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HEYY! My name is Peggy .Im 13 years old. I have 2 sisters. I think of my witty as my public quote book. I like to sing. i also like to make movies and take photos.

Quotes by mpmjp

Mom: So how are your grades this year?
Me: Mom, whats more important is that we have our health
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Me: I'm going to study this year... I have to make my parents pround & get better grades.
Internet: What did you say?
Me: Nothing, I love you baby
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How to get a girl:
''If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple''
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                            Roses Are Red
                     Violets Are Blue
     You Really Thought Would Cry Over You
                    I Said I Love You
             You Think That Was True
              Well Guess What Player,
             You Just Got Played Too
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You  text  him ,he  doesn't  te xt 

back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.
 
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good to be in it but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.
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I don't take life too seriously, because nobody gets out alive.
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It doesn't matter whether you win or lose. It matters whether I win or lose.
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Graduation speech:
I'd like to thank the internet,Google,Wikipedia,Microsoft word and Copy and paste........ That is all.
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