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HEY, I'm Maddie!

volleyball is one of my obsessions! My team is tighter than SPANDEX on a fat kid!

I also LOVEEEEEE twilight. I love Edward and Jacob so i guess im team Jacward... or Edwob (tell me which one is better)

Another one of my obsessins is the Jonas Brothers! I love ALL of them so much!

I play guitar and i am in love with music ♥

I am 13 years young

♥MY♥GIRLS♥
all of them are super amazing!
Caitlin, Theresa, Lauren, Maddy, Megan, Steph, Emma, Erin, Molly, Casey
I LOVE U!!!


♥My♥Likes♥
Colors: blue,purple,pink,black
Celebs: Jonas Brothers, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, and Selena Gomez
Sports: volleyball, soccer, basketball, softball
Movies: 17 Again, Twilight, My Sister's Keeper, and New Moon when it comes out, P.P.P.
TV Shows: Cake Boss, Jonas, 10 Things I Hate About You, Make It or Break It

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sorry i know it's not pretty
quote number 1191858
filed under inspirational
  1
61 things girls don't know about guys
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. 51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
61. Your best friend, the guy you can go to with anything, is the guy who loves you more than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always love you. When he sees you cry he wishes he could change the stars to make you happy. He would go to the end of the world for you and loves you deeply. ---Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose ur loved one
quote number 1191250
filed under love
  3
___I watch you talk____
                you didnt notice
          -----I  hear  the  words-----
           but
x all x i x can x think x is
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 
       .we. should. be. together.
quote number 1159553
filed under lyrics
  20
If this is love;
please don't break
me



Demi Lovato: Catch Me
-it is such a beautiful song
quote number 989447
filed under lyrics
  6
rules for flirting(: 

Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly 
Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his. 

Guys: whisper in her ear
Girls: giggle 

Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back! 

Girls:
 When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold 
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't

Girls:
 During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder 
Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her 

Guys:
 When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it! 

Girls:
 When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat 
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers! 

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush 

*************

STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! 
now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how
much they want you if you don't repost this, your 
life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
quote number 989427
filed under funny
  0
Forbidden to remember
Terrified to
forget



-new moon
11-20-09
this one is my favorite
quote number 896576
filed under celeb
  5
How far will you go
to save the one
you
love
?


-new moon
11-20-09
SOOOO
EXCITED!
quote number 896554
filed under celeb
  7
What happens
when you lose
your heart's desire?


-new moon!!
11-20-09
can't wait!!!!!
quote number 896521
filed under celeb
  7
Love.
Life.
Meaning.

OVER



-new moon!!!
11-20-09
can't wait!!!
quote number 896505
filed under celeb
  4
Good Friends won't let you do 
            
Stupid Things...
                                           (alone)


*photobucket*
no jocking intended
quote number 889741
filed under friendship
  5

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