mrsivyweasley

Status: People Haven't Always Been There For Me. Music Has.-Taylor Swift
Joined: August 22, 2011
Last Seen: 1 year
user id: 210407

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Quotes by mrsivyweasley

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So I got stuck in a box today.
What does my family do?
Takes a picture



 

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582 favs and 2 comments? Wow, good for them!

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2 favs and 582 comments? Crap's going down here.

 

FAV TIHS IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS WHIT NO PORBELM BAECUAS YUOR JSUT TAHT SARMT.
 

    *YRO'UE
KEEP

CALM

AND

Don't Blink


 

Brother :Walks toward computer*
Me: *Goes all ninja and runs toward it, then skids into chair.* HA! I win.
Him: . . . I was going to pick up my shoes.
Me: . . .. Oh. Well, now I feel silly.
Him: You should.

You call me up again
just to break me like promise.


 
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I told my brother I
had a cold.

 He  hugged  me  and
sang "Soft Kitty" to me.


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Scientists say
with every piece of bacon you eat, you take seven minutes off your life. . .
by that logic, I should've died in
1765
 


Sign: VOTED #1 IN TOWN!

Me: I didn't get a ballot. . . .

         Commerical: *Uses one paper-towel to clean up a mess*
                Me: *Uses fifteen paper towels*
 Me: *Uses a bath towel*
         Me: *Uses an old sweatshirt*
 Me: *Uses cat*                  
               Me: Done.                                         
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