Top Nine Reasons
Why the
Elves
Secretly
Hate Santa
9. Jealous
of
his ability
to grow facial
hair
8. Mrs
Claus only
has eyes
for him
7. Black leather boots
look so
much cooler
then
jingly,
pointy toed
shoes
6. Tall
enough to
ride any
roller
coaster at
the
amusement park.
5. Every time
they walk
down Santa
Clause Lane, it reminds them
that they don't
have a
street
named
after them.
4. Letters that
come to
Santa per
day: 500,000. Letters that come to the elves: 0
3. Santa always knows if they've been naughty
2. Santa reponds to all requests for a raise for the
elves
with
'Ho,
ho
ho!
1. Santa's
sleigh is parked 364 days
a year.
But he never
lets the
elves ride
it.