Me: Can i have your
babies?
Liam Payne:
....What?
Me: Can i have your
autograph
Liam: Oh, it sounded like
something else..
Me: What did you think i
said?
Liam: Can you have my
babies.
Me: Well, if you're
offering. Sure.
Liam: But i wasn't-
Me: Yolo. Now off with your
clothes.