mrslillyhoran

Status: weyhey
Joined: July 7, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: April 9
user id: 315685
Location: Narnia!
Gender: F
Just another teenager... 
-Witty and Tumblr
   -One Direction
       -Warm Cookies
-Popcorn 
        -Ice Skating
                   -The Smell of Rain

lillyy ♥

mrslillyhoran's Favorite Quotes





Whenever I press the "Random Format"
button, I always imagine if it had a sound,
that it would say,
"RANDOM DANCING."



 
102 0 yourcool yourcool
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 >>When you push a boy away


He's not going to come after you.
He's going to find a girl who appreciates him.
If you act all damaged, he's going to find a normal girl.
If you move away from him, he isn't going to grab you,hug you tight, and make you kiss him.
He's going to think you're not into him.
This isn't a movie.
Learn how to deal with boys in reality before they find another girl who will. 
295 37 ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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let me tell you
if i had an identical twin we would screw things up so good man




 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5


338 4 jimmy365 jimmy365
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatadly do
Plato: Well, I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
142 1 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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Me: *sings Sk8ter Boi*
Me: She was  boy, he was a girl-
Me: Wait no.


256 7 immadragonhearmeRAWR immadragonhearmeRAWR
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one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.



 
1190 12 yourcool yourcool
funny
I'm so naturally funny
because my life is a joke.
268 1 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me
Gordo: He's a loser
Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot more fun than I am.
Gordo: No, she's not.
Lizzie: How do you know?
Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than you, or more fun to be with.
Me: I love you, Gordo
Me: Where's my Gordo?
Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.
556 20 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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