mrstl96x3

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Quotes by mrstl96x3

ONE-LINERS #6

One tequila,
two tequila,
three tequila,
floor!
ONE-LINERS #5

Good girls are bad
girls that never get caught.
Learn from them.

-not mine, but the last part was :)
ONE-LINERS #3

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
does that mean that one enjoys it?


-lmfao this one's my fave :)
ONE-LINERS #2

The early bird might get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-lol still not mine, but whatever!
ONE-LINERS

Some people are like Slinkies...
not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you push one down the stairs.

-lol not mine getting 'em offa websites
series?
Ah,
OPENING PRESENTS.
The best five minutes of Christmas.

Ah,
DESTROYING PRESENTS.
The best two minutes of Christmas.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS 2009!!!
Funny Convo!!!
Jace: hey u wanna know a funny story?
Me: sure go ahead
Jace: kk so i was 7 doing flips on my bed
Jace: soo i landed one
Jace: went to flip off my bed
Jace: fell

Jace:
lmao
Jace: dad came running
Jace: and he tripped
Jace:
over me
Jace: soo this cup fell with water and everything
Jace:
and me and my daddy got wet
Jace:
soo my mom come running
Jace:
and was like
Jace:
what the AHHH she slipped on the water
Jace:
fell almost killed her self
Jace:
and then u just see my cat
Jace:
walking and staring
Jace:
like
Jace:
wtf is wrong with these people lmaoo
Me: LMFAO that just made my freaking day i can just picture it
Jace: lmaoo
Jace:
xD
Me: lol ur so stupid!
Jace: lmaoo noo
Jace:
my FAMILY is stupid
Jace:
dont forget they slipped and fell 2
Jace:
lmao
Me: lmao but u were the stupid one flipping on ur bed
Jace: lmfaoo
Jace:
yessirr
Jace:
lmao
Jace:
buh my daddys stupid for running with water
Me: lol true
Jace:
lmaoo
Jace:
and like all u hear is wahh
Jace:
DUHDUMP
Jace:
then my dad
Jace:
is like
Jace:
BOOOMSHLAPABOOOM!
Me: lmfao

God I love this kid! He can always make you laugh,
even when you don't want to.....

Reasons Why (I think) Santa Claus Should be Arrested
1. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake"-um, stalker much?!?!?!
2. He insists on sliding down your chimney when everyone is asleep- I'm surprised there are barely any robberies reported that day.
3. Animal Abuse- think about it, how can you possibly make nine reindeer travel around the entire world in 8 hours?!?!
4. Come to think of it, why do we even give the man cookies and milk?!
I mean, the reindeer deserve some kind of food, but Santa doesn't deserve anything! He's fat enough as it is.



Anyone agree? Anyone? Everyone? I thought so. Now press that nice little heart and show me you agree.