Jace:hey u wanna know a
funny story? Me:sure go ahead Jace:kk so i was 7 doing
flips on my bed Jace:soo i landed
one Jace:went to flip off my
bed Jace: fell Jace:
lmao Jace:dad came
running Jace:and he
tripped Jace:
over me Jace: soo this cup fell with water
and everything
Jace: and me and my daddy got wet
Jace: soo my mom come running
Jace: and was like
Jace: what the AHHH she slipped on the water
Jace: fell almost killed her self
Jace: and then u just see my cat
Jace: walking and staring
Jace: like
Jace:wtf is wrong with these people
lmaoo Me:LMFAO that just made my freaking day i can
just picture it Jace: lmaoo
Jace: xD Me:lol ur so stupid! Jace: lmaoo noo
Jace: my FAMILY is stupid
Jace: dont forget they slipped and fell 2
Jace: lmao Me:lmao but u were the stupid one flipping on
ur bed Jace: lmfaoo
Jace: yessirr
Jace: lmao
Jace:buh my daddys stupid for running with
water Me:lol
true Jace: lmaoo
Jace: and like all u hear is wahh
Jace: DUHDUMP
Jace: then my dad
Jace: is like
Jace:BOOOMSHLAPABOOOM! Me:lmfao
God I love this kid! He can
always make you laugh,
even when you don't want to.....
1.
"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're
awake"-um, stalker
much?!?!?! 2. He insists on
sliding down your chimney when everyone is
asleep- I'm
surprised there are barely any robberies reported that
day. 3. Animal Abuse-
think about it, how
can you possibly make nine reindeer travel around the entire
world in 8 hours?!?!
4. Come to think of it, why do we even give the man cookies and
milk?!I
mean, the reindeer deserve some kind of food, but Santa doesn't
deserve anything! He's fat enough as it
is.
Anyone agree?Anyone? Everyone? I thought so.
Now press that nice little heart and show me you
agree.