Joined: December 13, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: February 25
user id: 250066
Location: The lames place in the world
Gender: F

:)*'s Favorite Quotes

a girlfriend is a bestfriend that touches you inappropriately

"dont be shy"
thanks u cured me.


Nobody said it was easy,
 no one ever said  it would be so hard. ♥ 



I walk down memory lane just to run into you. 



Dont mix my personality and my attitude
Because my personality is based on me
and my attitude depends on you



Hey Wittains, I need your help.

I had this really awesome idea (and I encourage you to try it). I'm going to put 365 inspirational quotes on post-it notes and put them in a jar. Starting January 1st, I am going to pick one out every morning, and it will be a nice little thing to get me going and put me in a good mood the whole day. But where do I get 365 inspirational quotes? Thats where you guys come in. I need you all to comment your favorite quote that you made up, one that inspires you, or one that just makes you smile all day. It will be a fun thing and every day I will post the quote that I picked out of the jar that day onto witty (and I will credit you and/or the author of the quote). So please comment your favorite quote below!

why doesn't someone invent a clear
toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting


This one's for all of the Wittians
that thought of a brilliant quote but forgot it when they went to post it. You're in our prayers and our hearts. <33

I would beg to differ.
I know of thousands beyond thousands
of "REAL MEN" that don't wear pink.
But instead, they were camouflage
and protect our contry.


What if the reason why the creators of Monsters Inc. waited 12 years to make Monsters University was because the kids who watched Monsters inc. of 5, 6, 7, and 8 are now 17, 18, 19, and 20 are off to college? The same thing happened with Toy Story 3 and how Andy was giving up his toys and childhood to go off to college? What if they wanted to say goodbuy to the children who loved their movies properly?