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Status: MERRY CHRISTMAS
Joined: December 13, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: February 25
user id: 250066
Location: The lames place in the world
Gender: F

:)*'s Favorite Quotes

me:*names child butter*
me:*accidently brings home wrong child*
me:i can't believe it's not butter.
190 2 dreamer* dreamer*
butter

I wonder if teachers play the "who's a virgin"
game in their  heads in class
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funny

Drake Bell tweeted this:
In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby
"North West"  I will be naming my
first son "Taco"

184 5 Butterbear Butterbear
omg

                             I was at the end of a school dance 8th grade and about halfway through this guy that I
                             thought hated me came up and said "I really like you" and I didn't know what to say so
                             I just smiled and nodded and walked backwards while doing jazz hands and then that
                                                     night I went home and cried so yeah that's pretty much it

193 11 dolph* dolph*
awkward









A friend of mine asked me if
I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
She's mad at me now.







 
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love

What do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
A pastatute
182 4 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
funny
today my teacher asked me for an example of a nursery rhyme and i got old mcdonald and mary had a little lamb confused, and then i got even more confused, so what actually came out of my mouth was,

"old mcdonald had a little lamp."

lamp.
 
 
203 7 BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
sonoonetoldmelifewasgonnabethisway

Make fun of Kim and Kayne's baby North West all you want
That baby is headed straight to the top...And sightly to the left.
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funny




that look of terror when someone tells
the waiter that it's your birthday



 
277 8 yourcool yourcool
dontsingtome

adele: i set fire to the rain
me: 
mom: 
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.



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funny
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