mshea66

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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Hi, I'm Maddy & welcome to my secret life.

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Dear 'boyfriend';

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter

Note: Please be prepared to submit additional information e.g. psychological profile, DNA samples and admission to polygraph exam.

1. Name:______________________________________ Date of Birth __/__/____

2.Height: __ft__in. Weight: ___Lbs. I.Q: __ GPA: __

3.Social Security Number: ___-___-____ Drivers License: State: _______ Number: _____________

4.Home address____________________ City: _____________ State_____

5: Boy Scout Rank: _________________

6.How fast can you run 40 yards: ____sec. Two Miles: ___min.

7.Church you attend: ___________________ How Often? _____________________

8.In 50 words or less, Explan what "DONT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" means to you:

_____________________________________________________________________________________.

9. In 50 words or less, Explain what "Late" means to you:

____________________________________________________________________________________.

10. Complete the following sentences:

a) If I were to be shot, the last place I would want to be shot is in the __________.

b) If I were to be beaten, the last bone I would want to have broken is ___________.

c) The one thing I hope this Application does not as is________________________________________.

d) In the unfortunate event of my untimely death, I would like my ashes scattered ___________________.

e)My greatest fear is____________________________.

11. What do you want me be if you grow up?_________________________________________.

12.How you ever been fingerprinted? Yes___ No___

13. Do you have any identifying marks? e.g. birth marks,scars, tattoos Yes___ No___

14.My dentist is __________________________________ City:_______________ State:______________

I hereby swear that all the information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of Deah and or Dismemberment.

Signed:____________________________________

Thank you for your interest! Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not call, write or E-mail. Any attempts at contact during the processing of this application could be hazardous to your health and/or cause serious personal injury.

Sincerely,

Daddy's Orders

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Ineedmakyinme
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Wanna break up?
Cool. But just so you kow I'm not going to cry.
Once you let me go, I'm gone. I won't be one of those girls who will beg for you back.
I won't blow up your phone or try to make you jealous.
Yeah, I may be sad, but who wouldn't be?
I'm not running back to you everytime you get bored.
Feelings that once loved you more than life it's self, will still be there.
It was nice having you in my life.
& I understand if you need to leave me, there are girls everywhere.
Sorry I'm not one of them.
xoxo,
You won't be missed.

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bernyy567
break up

Justin Bieber Fact #658
Justin was invited to the White House for Christmas.

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JBieberFacts
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alleycat10
vent

He asked me out on 11/11/11 at 11:11:11

My life has been made.♥

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Althearose
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Dear Voldemort,
A couple of lies should fix your problem.
Sincerely,
Pinocchio

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Buki
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basketball4everr
break up

I want to be the
kid born on 11/11/11 so that when people ask me when my birthday is i can be all
November 11th Two-thousand Eleven

The date that will never come back for 1,000 years.

But sadly, i'm already alive.