muckypuppy

friends are just like drugs.... they also give u headaches.

*maths teacher* i have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do i have?

*me* a drinking problem.

*teacher* GET OUT!

*me* yeah u really do have drinking problems...

grandma: DO U WANT SOME CHOCOLATE?
me: no, thanks anyway
grandma: HERE IS UR CHOCOLATE

-______-

*chicken*- whats ur name?
*james*- Bond. James Bond.
*james*- and urs?
*chicken*- Ken. Chicken..

yes, im different... but isnt different better than boring?? :/

NOT MY QUOTE!!!!

"kim and kayne west, calling ur child north is stupid! its like me calling my child car" - Alicia Keys

when u miss some1 and cant let them go :'(

when uve broken up wiv some1 and u try to forget them and not think about them 24:7 but u always remeber little things theyve mentioned to u. i miss u :(